This Week's True Blood got back to basics, fangin' and bangin'!!!!! So it turns out that Warlow isn't hunting Sookie, he is in love for her, calls her his intended (Princess as he is a Prince). He killed Sookie's parents to prevent them from killing her (Warlow revealed his intentions to turn her into a vampire bride) and Bill, being Lilith incarnate is Warlow's maker and can command him in such. WTF, all in the first 3 minutes!
Sookie has her ball of light pointed at Warlow and she burns him with it which gets Bill's Spidey sense all a tingling and he speeds off to presumably save her (even though he said she was dead to him). Bill gets there and instead takes Warlow. I know, right? With Jessica killing Andy's fairy daughters, Warlow's blood holds the cure to saving vampires from extinction
Flashback time to like 3500 BC and Warlow is a Fairy Prince getting some water and Lilith come out of nowhere, nekkid of course and bangs Warlow before turning him into a vampire. Fangin' and bangin'! At least she banged him first, lol. we find out in "
real time" that Warlow in fact WANTS vampire destruction, presumably since he never wanted to be turned in the first place.
Sarah Newlin shows up at Jason Stackhouse's place talking about hoe she failed to save his soul. He was a test and she failed. Even though she is with the governor now she says God is telling her that Jason needs to fuck her. As we know, Jason doesn't need too much prompting and proceeds to nail the shit out of her (no, not literally). All is well until Jason's vampire ex Jessica shows up seeking comfort for killing Andy's kids and the former Mrs. Newlin is pissed and calls the vamp cops to arrest Jessica.
Jessica gets taken to the vampire prison camp where she meets Tara. Tara and Eric voluntarily got arrested once they heard Pam was in trouble. Maker or no Maker bond the only one who gets to fuck with Pam is Eric Northman.
The prison camp is pretty interesting actually. "all in the name of science" Pam says as she walks by room after room of experiments. One room was a vampire banging some chick at vampire speed and Pam seems to like that one. She ends up in a room designed for therapy and is forced to talk about her feelings. Yes, PAM is TALKNG about her FEELINGS!!!!! She is rewarded with a blood donor so it is a win win win situation for the therapist, Pam and us viewers.
Alcide is hunting down Sam who is shacking up with the shifter groupie and Emma. We get a seen in a dive wolf hick bar where they don't take kindly to "big city wolf" inquiries and Alcide gets propositioned by a skanky $50 hooker who ends up later on with his dad.
We do get a scene with Lafayette being a conduit for Sookie to speak to her dead parents which of course ends up with Lafayette being possessed by Sookie's dad who takes her to the lake and tries to finish the job he started the night he died.
The show ends with Eric and Pam locked in mortal combat at the vampire prison camp and sookie being drowned by her father who is in Lafayette's body.
Lots of plot development but back to basics, fangin' and bangin'. Easily the best episode of the season so far. With Dexter, Newsroom premier and Falling Skies, True Blood came to play this week!
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